holy crap on a cracker

There's no need to waste words why people hate spam mail. Aside from the fact that they assume things about your sex life, they also spell really badly. They also pretend to care about your well-being, that's why they want to give you their great-grandfather's money, or some other shit about the lottery.

Spammers are already in hell, but I don't know why hell would have an internet connection. My version of hell wouldn't have one, or maybe, but the connection would monumentally stink. They can still send emails, those fucktards.

Equally, I also detest chain letters. Yes, those letters that you just have to forward or else someone's gonna die or lose their job or their sex life. More often than not, they paste religious shit in there to threaten you. I hate it more when they come from my friends. Guys! Please! You know better than that.

If you are absolutely and truthfully scared that something bad will happen, please don't include me on your list. Seriously. Please don't. Pick some dead email addresses, or make up some for the sole purpose of forwarding your stupid chain letters. But please, not mine.